Jonathan Ramp: Full of stars, gizmos, simply not really infectious

Monition! No super-duper, retina-scan, magic-coded security whatchamacallit, nor any hyper-potent reverse Desoxyribonucleic acid cocktail - non even a fleet of anti-toxin-spraying, techno-licious helicopters - will keep you from feeling flat and flimflammed at the end of A&E's The Andromeda Strain remake that begins Monday at 9.