Too many cooks... (BBC News)

Before you visit this site, first take a trip to the extraordinary official site of Tom Cruise ( tomcruise.com ), bask in his awesomeness for a while, feel touched and blessed as his career highlights flicker in sepia-tinted techno wonder and then, if you must, throw up somewhere discreetly. Tugg Speedman, seen on his home page heroically holding a baby, bears an uncanny resemblance to the Top ...